tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post4386208826379953299..comments2023-07-31T08:55:36.653-04:00Comments on Lauri Meyers .: Stand Up Comedy for WritersLauri Meyershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-79159810417327524072012-05-23T22:41:58.182-04:002012-05-23T22:41:58.182-04:00You had me at "blank page." Well played...You had me at "blank page." Well played, sir.Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-16611861032273621562012-05-23T22:34:13.734-04:002012-05-23T22:34:13.734-04:00Ok funny girl, here's what I have for you :) T...Ok funny girl, here's what I have for you :) This was a tough challenge, but one I couldn't refuse. Enjoy my corny, cheesy humor in all of its unabashed glory.<br /><br />1. What say you and I organize a writers block party? We can all stare at the blank page and extend one another some character sympathy.<br /><br />2. If you were a romance novelist, I would say, "Hi Lauri. I'd love for you to lavish me with your lusty literary alliteration."<br /><br />3. Words are funny and sometimes punny<br /><br />4. Similes make me smile like the Cheshire cat<br /><br />5. You're a funny girl<br /> witty and corny like me<br /> But I write Haiku<br /><br />6. The writer's best pickup line - Hey baby, what's your genre?<br /><br />7. If you're ever asked to participate in a literary menage a trois, you'd better be adept at writing third person.<br /><br /><br />And that, my friend, is why I won't do two shows a night! Thanks for coming out and feel free to catch my show any time at the cheesy author improv.<br />Drive safe and remember to tip your waitress.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08505242602299434961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-48581311554814271232012-05-18T14:12:32.146-04:002012-05-18T14:12:32.146-04:00#6 I was seriously reading a story draft the other...#6 I was seriously reading a story draft the other day and could barely make it through... uh yeah - need to rewrite!Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-80567799049424943872012-05-10T16:33:40.730-04:002012-05-10T16:33:40.730-04:00I am just glad I finally have it down pat your sit...I am just glad I finally have it down pat your site is Writerlious. There was a period where I kept searching for Writerlicious!Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-40852178411813441262012-05-09T18:58:37.467-04:002012-05-09T18:58:37.467-04:00Thank you for putting it out there too Monique!Thank you for putting it out there too Monique!Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-71731993015511712982012-05-09T18:55:25.564-04:002012-05-09T18:55:25.564-04:00Seriously, why is telling a joke so hard? I can n...Seriously, why is telling a joke so hard? I can never remember the facts and the names and the order...Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-319329991068979952012-05-09T18:54:41.863-04:002012-05-09T18:54:41.863-04:00I'll be waiting for it, Lynn!I'll be waiting for it, Lynn!Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-43766748907584284592012-05-09T11:10:43.304-04:002012-05-09T11:10:43.304-04:00Ha! I get so busy tweeting I forget to write the ...Ha! I get so busy tweeting I forget to write the book sometimes too. *grins*<br /><br />Love your blog here, Lauri --this was such a fun post. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-41460576201200334212012-05-08T10:07:42.778-04:002012-05-08T10:07:42.778-04:00Lauri -
You are definitely funny because you just ...Lauri -<br />You are definitely funny because you just throw it all out there. You have no fear, which is part of what makes a comedian! I thought #1 & #6. Were the funniest. <br /><br />As far as supplying my own jokes, I'll have to get back to you. Wait, I just thought of one...<br /><br />A blog captain: "Where is the missing blog soldier - and what is this new guy doing here?"<br />New blog soldier: "He thought it would be a good idea to share his post."<br /><br />MoniqueMonique Liddlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06581045047444260284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-4227246728719654472012-05-08T02:10:13.302-04:002012-05-08T02:10:13.302-04:00ROFL ... #5 and #6 my favorites!! Too funny! :-)ROFL ... #5 and #6 my favorites!! Too funny! :-)Linda G. Hattonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14378994713184881963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-19921203173236453492012-05-07T22:25:33.608-04:002012-05-07T22:25:33.608-04:00#6 seems to be the winner. Too bad it's true....#6 seems to be the winner. Too bad it's true.Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-52240070788059240372012-05-07T21:43:27.428-04:002012-05-07T21:43:27.428-04:00My favorite was #6! I can't tell a joke to sav...My favorite was #6! I can't tell a joke to save my life, so I won't even try! :)Muddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18335145703925880059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-23755289323207740682012-05-07T21:26:17.397-04:002012-05-07T21:26:17.397-04:00Yeah! I a can't wait for your post.
Seriousl...Yeah! I a can't wait for your post. <br />Seriously, what does it take to get Lorne Michaels to call you back? :)Lauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-38474590655017192642012-05-07T21:23:14.536-04:002012-05-07T21:23:14.536-04:00Love it!
What does a poet say when she sneezes?
...Love it!<br /><br />What does a poet say when she sneezes? <br /><br />HaikuLauri Meyershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15714245926405732068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-56705446026119421102012-05-07T21:06:22.527-04:002012-05-07T21:06:22.527-04:00These were great. If and when I come up with one, ...These were great. If and when I come up with one, I'll let you know, but for now, I've got nothing.Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05296300032567383021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-25786649845088009652012-05-07T20:38:29.131-04:002012-05-07T20:38:29.131-04:00Gee, Lauri, I didn't know you were a comedian!...Gee, Lauri, I didn't know you were a comedian! I liked #4 and #6.Romelle Broashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11860032539164234533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-22147665845929784992012-05-07T19:45:10.745-04:002012-05-07T19:45:10.745-04:00My favorite is #6, Lauri.
What did the poet say a...My favorite is #6, Lauri.<br /><br />What did the poet say at the end of her reading?<br /><br />Tanka for coming.Michelle Pondhttp://www.mapoetpoems.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6953622313060163187.post-65930186173388818872012-05-07T17:47:51.717-04:002012-05-07T17:47:51.717-04:00Too cute!
Always loved getting mail. What better...Too cute! <br /><br />Always loved getting mail. What better reason to be a writer? Now, I get letters by the bucket load. Got to love those editors; they sure know how to reach out a reject someone. At least my letter-carrier thinks I'm special.<br /><br />Yea, Lauri. I don't think SNL is going to come knocking on my door, either. But you are in my next MNINB complilation: YA themed. Should post tomorrow.Lara Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14074379735801347854noreply@blogger.com