My daughter says she is a princess, too. She is brave and smart and kind...most of the
time. But she is also a Dirty Girl, so I
wrote a more realistic book for her:
A princess is smart...She can reach the cookies with a
stool.
A princess is polite ... She says excuse me after farting at
the table.
A princess is fair ... If she can't have the pink marker, no
one can.
A princess is neat ...She eats her boogers after picking her
nose.
A princess likes to dress up ...She wears her fanciest dress for digging up worms.
A princess is brave...She asks Daddy for Play Doh after
Mommy has already said no.
A princess says please...She screams PLEASE GIVE ME MORE CANDY NOW!
A princess shares...She gives her sister the lollipop she just dropped in the
dirt.
And a princess always makes her Mommy laugh.
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Great stuff, Lauri! I have a booger-eating, fancy-dress-wearing, daddy-asking, color-pink-loving princess, too. She's a pirate princess. So there's that.
ReplyDeleteif there was a kids black market, boogers would be like $1000/ounce.
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