My daughter says she is a princess, too. She is brave and smart and kind...most of the time. But she is also a Dirty Girl, so I wrote a more realistic book for her:
A princess is smart...She can reach the cookies with a stool.
A princess is polite ... She says excuse me after farting at the table.
A princess is fair ... If she can't have the pink marker, no one can.
A princess is neat ...She eats her boogers after picking her nose.
A princess likes to dress up ...She wears her fanciest dress for digging up worms.
A princess is brave...She asks Daddy for Play Doh after Mommy has already said no.
A princess says please...She screams PLEASE GIVE ME MORE CANDY NOW!
A princess shares...She gives her sister the lollipop she just dropped in the dirt.
And a princess always makes her Mommy laugh.
|MORE CANDY NOW!|